Or even think period. So help me, if I ever call ANYONE'S blog lame ever again, I hope God strikes me dead with a fully-loaded-runaway-Greyhound-Charter-bus, that's on fire yet! But I don't wanna be one of those bloggers who never manage to post without kvetching the whole time about how sad and sorry their life is, so...
Yep, I guess that's it for now! I'm having a case of the Mean Reds, if you know what I mean.
In the Knitting Knews...
I put down the Charlotte for a little break. I was zoomin' along, rather complacently (uh-oh), when all of a sudden, I became one of the few...the proud...the Stitch Droppers! And on a Charlotte, well, let's just say that involves lots of loud invectives, like,"OH BIDDELY CHEESE!" and hurling it across the room with one hand, while shaking my fist at the ceiling with the other. Lots of crying, ("Oh MAN! I don't BELIEVE it!") begging, ("PLEASE just get back on the needles!") and threatening the darn thing ("I'll just RIP YOU OUT and start ALL OVER!!!") while gingerly picking at the inscrutable lace pattern, to no avail. Then came the "Let's kiss and make up" routine, whereby I carefully tinked several rows, and seeing these are my LAST blankety-blank rows, they are around 300 stitches or so, and so an entire week passed before I was finally back where I was LAST Friday. So Charlotte is resting comfortably in her little plastic Woolie Ewe drawstring sac, and I started a sock instead, out of Trekking, one of my all-time favorite sock yarns. Color number 100, and boy is it ever pretty! All rainbow-y, and I love me some rainbow yarn!! All stockinette, and no-it-is-NOT-boring, it is a Relief! Cheers me right up.
Somehow, this week I also managed to wash a butt-load of wool. And I mean some stinky-nasty-reeky-greasy-fleecy stuff that takes at least three detergent washes and five rinses to get clean. Why would I do this, you ask? Good question, and I do have a good answer: fleas. SHRIEK! I found a flea on my ankle, and I suspect it came out of a fleece, since we have no pets, and no carpet, due to allergies.
This was after I found the rat in the birdhouse. SHUDDER! I'm not even going there.
Today I spent all day hoeing and weeding, in anticipation of going plant shopping tomorrow, and then I broke my toe! At least it feels like I broke it, and its all purple and bruised on the end. I rammed my foot into a baby high chair on my way running into the bathroom to check the water level in Fern's bath which I had told Courtney to do. Which it turns out, she did. ("See Mom, if you just trusted me, this would have never happened.") Well, at least my husband is good for a laugh. He says to me, he says,"You are such a nimrod." So I says to him, I says,"And what are you?" (great comeback, huh?) and he says to me, after peering up under his eyebrows for a second, "Uhhhh...a dorfus?" At which I burst out laughing, because he has obviously created a new hybrid of "dork" and "doofus", which truthfully, does sound a lot like him.
Well, tomorrow is my knitting day, and I'm gonna go early and try to get a good seat. After the article about us in the paper, we had NINE new women show up, and there are already too many of us to all go at once. (More than twenty-five came one time!) We used to have about six or eight of us die-hards, and that is a good number, you can really get a chance to talk to everybody, and see their show and tell objects, and discuss new patterns, and the like. Any more than that, and it devolves rapidly into a big group of women from all over East Texas gettin' together in one place for a "giggle and gossip". Not that I don't just LOVE to drink coffee and talk (a LOT), but I don't get a lot of knittin' done that way.
I will try to have a few pics next time, and hopefully not an entire week from now!
bye for now,
Angie